OMGWTF!

Ever seen a rat without a tail? Surely such a thing does not exist, I hear you cry. There was a time when I believed the same. No longer. A midget tailless rodent is now living in our room. Mum says it's not a deformed rat, it's a 'hamstah'. Whatev, ma, it's still a freak.
It was hilarious when it tried to bite her though. That'll show her, bringing mutant creatures home all the time.

At least it's not another cat.