Betrayal!

Stay away from my girlfriend if you know what's good for you, Manny.



















You have been warned.

As if she's be interested in a runt like you anyway. Guh.

I like presents

Elmer has a new castle
Mum spent all flamin' day setting it up, God. I told her to take her time but I wasn't being serious LOL.

Here it is!
















Room for a lady or three, don't you think?

Apparently she got us some nice new hammocks too but they're still in the post. Hmm. I think she's lying. Can't complain I suppose. Sigh.

UPDATE 19/01: OK she wasn't lying. Heh. New hammocks came today. They're cowprint though. Cowprint. How. Tacky. Sigh.

Practically starving here

Mum has a cold. Not flu or anything, just the bog standard human common cold.
You wouldn't guess it by the way she's acting. She spends most of the time sprawled in bed sniffling and moaning, meaning she hasn't been able to go shopping and we've run out of nice food. I have been eating rat nuggets for four days straight!

Harden the squeak up, mum. I need my cereal.

My Christmas Present

I've had my portrait done! Well, sort of.
Gabby from the Vermin Realm did it for me, just cos I'm special.


Isn't it great? Pablo's so jealous, no one's ever done his portrait. That's cos he's ugly.

Do you think it makes me look fat though? Mum says I'm not fat, I'm 'festively plump'

Oh, and Happy New Year and all that, blah blah blah. Mum made me add that.