Ever seen a rat without a tail? Surely such a thing does not exist, I hear you cry. There was a time when I believed the same. No longer. A midget tailless rodent is now living in our room. Mum says it's not a deformed rat, it's a 'hamstah'. Whatev, ma, it's still a freak.
It was hilarious when it tried to bite her though. That'll show her, bringing mutant creatures home all the time.
At least it's not another cat.
About Me
- Elmer
- My name is Elmer and I am a rat. I'm from Wales but mum says I'm Siamese, work that one out.
2 comments:
Eat it!!!!
Love Gumby
Oh believe me, I would, but it appears to be living in some sort of impenetrable fortress. Don't worry though, one day my chance will come, and when it does, I'll send you some hamster steaks, k?
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