Ho hum

I am so bored. I feel like I've done nothing but eat and sleep for ages, which is ok but after a while you fancy a bit of excitement. And that doesn't include mum waving a feather stick around and squealing excitedly. She pretends that it's for our benefit but I know she gets more out of it than I do. I'm a bloody rat, not one of her stupid felines! Sometimes I humour her and chase the thing. Poor woman doesn't get out much. Mostly because she spends all her money on us