All I want for Christmas

Today I wrote my letter to Santa and mum sent it off for me. This is what I did write -

Dear Santa

I have been a very good boy this year as I'm sure you know, I eat all my veggies and am nice to my brother. All I want for Christmas is -

• A new bachelor pad, complete with designer hammocks
  
• A harem of beautiful does, and a boyfriend for Pablo, just to keep him out of my way
  
• 15kg of yoggies
• A pony

That is all. Merry Christmas.

from Elmer

If I get it all then I'll know he's real.

Mum has been playing Christmas songs all afternoon, and singing along. Badly. Somebody should tell her rats have very sensitive hearing. My ears hurt.