Omg. Manny :(

He's gone He died on Sunday. He was only a year old, younger than me. It's not fair.

Miss you bro. I know I called you a pipsqueak and that but you were alright. You were kind of my protégé.

















Rest in peace mate.

On the Ratwalk yeah

FACT.

OMGWTF!

Ever seen a rat without a tail? Surely such a thing does not exist, I hear you cry. There was a time when I believed the same. No longer. A midget tailless rodent is now living in our room. Mum says it's not a deformed rat, it's a 'hamstah'. Whatev, ma, it's still a freak.
It was hilarious when it tried to bite her though. That'll show her, bringing mutant creatures home all the time.

At least it's not another cat.

Look, I’m still alive!

Things have been pretty dull around here lately, eating, sleeping and pooing being the order of the day. Come to think of it, it's been heaven.

Mum’s being taking the mick again with pink hammocks, she thinks she’s so funny. I’m perfectly comfortable with my (typical red blooded male) sexuality but there’s no way I’m sleeping on a doe’s hammock. Unless the doe is included. LOL. No such luck, I’ve had celibacy forced upon me :(

I think I’m going to run away. And this time I mean it. I could go and join a band of wild rats, they don't have to put up with hoomans trying to control their love lives.

Do they have yoggies in the wild?

Bumface and Girly's Guest Blog

Over to the pipsqueaks today as I'm tired. Hey, even I need my beauty sleep.

Hi everyones, Elmer has finally let us post on his bloggy thing. Oh yeah, and, er, he is very big and handsome and amazing and he rocks.
Anyway, mum got us a present yesterday, it's a dead bird on a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111! Looky!!!!!!1

Rarr




















RARR



















I kills it good















I kills it gooder














Best thing evar!!!1!1

Bernard and Manny


Err...thanks boys. I think I'll go back to bed now.

Betrayal!

Stay away from my girlfriend if you know what's good for you, Manny.



















You have been warned.

As if she's be interested in a runt like you anyway. Guh.

I like presents

Elmer has a new castle
Mum spent all flamin' day setting it up, God. I told her to take her time but I wasn't being serious LOL.

Here it is!
















Room for a lady or three, don't you think?

Apparently she got us some nice new hammocks too but they're still in the post. Hmm. I think she's lying. Can't complain I suppose. Sigh.

UPDATE 19/01: OK she wasn't lying. Heh. New hammocks came today. They're cowprint though. Cowprint. How. Tacky. Sigh.

Practically starving here

Mum has a cold. Not flu or anything, just the bog standard human common cold.
You wouldn't guess it by the way she's acting. She spends most of the time sprawled in bed sniffling and moaning, meaning she hasn't been able to go shopping and we've run out of nice food. I have been eating rat nuggets for four days straight!

Harden the squeak up, mum. I need my cereal.

My Christmas Present

I've had my portrait done! Well, sort of.
Gabby from the Vermin Realm did it for me, just cos I'm special.


Isn't it great? Pablo's so jealous, no one's ever done his portrait. That's cos he's ugly.

Do you think it makes me look fat though? Mum says I'm not fat, I'm 'festively plump'

Oh, and Happy New Year and all that, blah blah blah. Mum made me add that.

For crying out loud!

She's gone and got more rats! Not girl rats (I wouldn't mind that), boy rats! She came back with them last week, little runts they are, and get this, they have curly hair! HA! Pablo is, like, so jealous, he's always wanted a perm.
So anyway now I have two little pipsqueaks sharing my food, my hammocks and my treat dispenser (mum). On the other hand, I also have two new punchbags.
Mum has again surpassed herself on the stupid names front, black pipsqueak is now Bernard and brown pipsqueak is Manny. Does she want them to be bullied?

This is Bernard .Look at his curly whiskers *snort*















And this is Manny. He is pathetic.















They're already taking liberties. That was my bloody corn *sigh*